ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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