Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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