Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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