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say what?
wanna hang out?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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