Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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