It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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