So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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