just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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