I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
zippers are such a cool invention
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You made out with two different species that night
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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