I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
high people should be assigned attendants
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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