You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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