6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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