three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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