is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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