My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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