my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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