Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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