Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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