SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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