The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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