YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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