You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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