If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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