fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
And then he peed in my hair
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