I'm going to jail i love you
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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