Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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