Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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