something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Terrible idea I love it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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