Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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