Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
operation have a gay friend backfired
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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