So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
This toilet bowl is my home.
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