The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Rock
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Fuck
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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