Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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