Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
bring money and cleavage
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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