the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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