: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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