only if we run a train.
done.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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