If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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