I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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