tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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