The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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