i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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