Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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