So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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