Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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