if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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