I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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