Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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