you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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