Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Can you repeat that, but with context?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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