she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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