Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This is the high leading the old right now
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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